Funny SMS messages

Funny SMS messages :


All actors writing about his flop movies in exam hall. . . VIJAY asked the additional paper...
Hall supervisor: sorry sir ella paperaium Ajith vangitaru




Wife: Yenga Namaku marriage panni Vaicha iyyar sethupoittaanaam Husband: Senja paavam summaa Vidumaa ?






If you have dare solve this :::
3 People went to a hotel.

The Bill was Rs.70. They pay Rs.25 each, so the total is Rs.75.

Waiter keeps 2 Rupees as tips & returns 1 Rupee to each.

So each of them paid Rs.24.

Now 24 * 3 is Rs.72 + waiter tips
Rs.2=74.

Whaere is the Balance 1 Rupee....?!! tell this answer???





Newspaperla Padichen,
Beer & wishky Kudicha Liver Cancer Varumam.

So, please -

Avoid






Reading Newspapers...


\\\

Manager:Enga Bankla interest illama Loan kodukarom.

Sardar:Kodukaratha konjam Santhosama kodukalamla,yean intrest illama kodukiringa..
Good night.....\



Shop women:
Don't smoke here.

Man: Naan ingathane Cigaret vanginan.

Shop women:
Condom kooda Ingathan vangareenga. Athukkaaha ingeye poduveengala!Goo





Manithanin Kanneeruku karanam kadhalum, natppum, mattumalla..


"VENGAAYAMUM"
thaan..;-)


Still this post will be updated.....